Teaser Tuesday: A taste of snark

Teaser Tuesday is a weekly meme hosted by MizB at Should Be Reading.  This meme is simple and fun, you just pick up your current read, flip to a random page, and choose 1 or 2 teaser sentences to share!  Here are the guidelines:

• Grab Your Current Read
• Open to a random page
• Pick two “teaser” sentences from that page
• BE CAREFUL NOT TO SHARE SPOILERS! (make sure what you share doesn’t give too much away.  You don’t want to ruin the book for other readers)
• INCLUDE the TITLE & AUTHOR too, so other TT participants can add the book to their TBR and wish-lists!  If possible, add the page number.

Today’s teaser comes from the ARC of Nice Girls Don’t Bite Their Neighbors by Molly Harper, book 4 in the Jane Jameson series.  I love this series, it’s hilarious.  If you enjoy humorous books, especially when the feature vampires and werewolves, this series is for you.  Molly Harper is clever and funny, and so far I am loving this installment in the Jane Jameson series.  *Please keep in mind that this teaser comes from the ARC copy of the book, and is subject to change*  With that, here’s my teaser:

“What about wedding planning scares you?”    ”All of it.  Picking out flowers.  The dress. The bridesmaids’ dresses..no, wait, Im looking forward to that.  Vengeance will be mine.”-page 10 

See, this book had me laughing from the beginning.  Here’s the book blurb from Goodreads:

Just as Jane Jameson’s unlife seems to be stabilizing, fate sinks its fangs firmly into her butt. Despite her near-phobia of all things marital, her no-frills nighttime nuptials to her sexy boyfriend Gabriel are coming along smoothly. But the road to wedded bliss gets bumpy when a teenage acquaintance is fatally wounded in front of Jane’s shop and she turns him to save his life. The Council pronounces Jane responsible for the newborn vamp until he can control his thirst.

Jane’s kitchen at River Oaks barely holds enough Faux Type O to satiate the cute teen’s appetite and maintain Gabriel’s jealous streak at a slow simmer. As if keeping her hyperactive childe from sucking the blood out of the entire neighborhood isn’t enough to deal with, the persnickety ghost of Jane’s newly deceased Grandma Ruthie has declared a war on the fanged residents of River Oaks. Suddenly,
choosing monogrammed cocktail napkins and a cake that she can’t eat seems downright relaxing in comparison.

Tensions inside the house are growing…and outside, a sinister force is aiming a stake straight for the center of Gabriel’s heart. Most brides just have to worry about choosing the right dress, but Jane fears that at this rate, she’ll never make it down the aisle for the wedding all nice girls dream of…

Sound good?  This one releases Feb 28, you can pre-order your copy from Amazon:

So, what’s your teaser this week?